The TV

My friend was telling me how her 3 1/2 year old daughter had pushed her to the limits last week after a long and fractious day. She finally said to her daughter "that's it, I'm leaving. I'm going to leave home." She grabbed her handbag and headed to the front door.

As she did her daughter started crying hysterically and screaming "NO! you can't go mummy, you can't leave..........who will turn on the TV for me?"