Geez I'm gunna be a good Mum

Me to Ed: "Gee I hope I love the baby when it arrives, what if I don't?"

Ed to me: "Of course you will love the baby Browne, it will be all yours, you will love it for sure."

Me to Ed: "But do you think that I will love it as much as Chloe (the cat)?"

Ed: Stunned silence.