The Newcastle Cowboy
This report just in from my friend in Newcastle.
"About an hour ago I was driving home from the gym and no joke I saw a man dressed in full cowboy kit propositioning a Maitland Rd madam. I would probably not have even looked although I was distracted by his chaps that were flashing!. And this was all happening outside the baptist church. Hows that for a head trip? At least the hooker wasn't wearing wings!"