Matrimonial

Apparently Ed and I have been married for two years.

This came as quite a shock to me I must say as I only found out about it yesterday. I was sitting in the loungeroom at Marcos sisters house when she asked me how long we had been together. I rounded it up and said 'two years' when Marco interjected with 'yes yes, married for two years'. I looked at Ed who just smiled, nodded and said, 'yes, married for two years'.

Dammit I didn´t even get to wear a nice dress. And where are my wedding presents?