Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Sign of the Spider

Beware ordinary folk, there is a sinister cult developing out there in the inner west. Seemingly normal looking people are starting to worship a new idol. This idol is small, chubby and quite cute. When people spot their idol they greet her in the manner in which she is accustomed to by crossing their forefingers in a triangle shape and placing these fingers on their foreheads in a triangle shape. If the idol is feeling benevolent she will do it back.

The cult of the spider is growing like a cancer...from elderly grandparents to your childcare workers, young babies to shopkeepers, baristas and visitors from afar everyone is slowly being indoctrinated by the Sign of the (Incy Wincy) Spider. Will you be NEXT?